Stuffed Dogs Can Eat Chocolate, Real Dogs Should Not

I learned an interesting fact today as I was munching on a delicious chocolate bar.  As a stuffed dog that was wished to life, I enjoy some pretty good advantages over those puppies that are born, and today I discovered that one of those advantages is that I get to enjoy delicious chocolate whenever I want.  Apparently, the same cannot be said for real pups.

In fact, some have said that chocolate can actually be likened to poison for real K-9's, and that they should avoid it absolutely.  Before you howl in disbelief, let me tell you what I learned.

Chocolate, beyond being absolutely delicious, contains caffeine and theobromine, two different types of stimulants that both affect the central nervous system and the heart.  These stimulants also make dogs have to visit the fire hydrant more often as well.  Dogs are apparently highly sensitive to the these stimulants, and although a very small amount probably won't hurt, once toxic levels are reached real problems develop.  Some of the symptoms that man's best friend have to deal with can be as mild as the aforementioned increase in the frequency of urination, restlessness, muscle twitches, and even excessive panting.  While those may not sound too bad, they are often the precursors of a seizure, or worse, death!

I know, who knew that chocolate could be so dangerous?  We all have to do our parts to protect the puppies of the world, and in line with this I am willing to take all of your chocolate off of your hands so that you do not have to worry about your dog accidentally ingesting it.  If you see me walking around New York City, please feel free to approach me and give me all of your chocolate, as I am happy to help out in this capacity.

Protect your pups!  Give your chocolate to Podar!