Today's thought comes after watching the news about the debt crisis. All of the politicians argue and argue about how to do something, finally reach some kind of agreement, and then still fail to realize their goal - after all of the jumping through hoops, S&P still lowered the U.S. rating.
It got me thinking quite a bit, and I find myself dreaming big dreams of being a United States Senator. I can picture myself now, appearing on CNN, arguing for a bone in every bowl. I would get howls of approval, shaking paws, licking puppy noses, and I think I would do an excellent job as the first stuffed dog senator.
I did some research also. Apparently, there is nothing that says a dog cannot be a senator. Also, I'm pretty sure I would only have to be five years old, because dog years equal out to seven times the age of a human. Since a human has to be thirty-five, then a dog should only have to be five. Yes, I know, I am indeed a genius. Plus, since I was born in the United States, there would be no worries on the citizenship front.
I'm going to keep this post short and sweet world. You heard it here first: Podar for the United States Senate.
The Adventures of Podar is the story of a stuffed animal living in New York City who becomes real after a wish by his owner.
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